July 2017
Joy as life expectancy stops rising
At a time when newspapers are full of doom and gloom, the country finally has something to celebrate. “I was already worried about bringing my unborn child into Brexit Britain”, said Nancy Preg. “But now…
New spin-off series announced: Game of Drones
The series boasts two cleverly intertwining plots. The first features a happy group of villagers from the exotic land of Middle Easteros. The second tells the story of our heroes: an army of brave and…
The new HS2 route in full
“European conflict will be over by Christmas”
Grayling promises HS2 at knock-down price
The Transport Secretary said: “This is going to be an absolutely smashing line which will zoom directly through the busiest and most deserving urban centres of the north. People will be running out of their…
Andrea Leadsom’s patriotic TV schedule
Andrea Leadsom called on broadcasters to be ‘a bit patriotic’, maybe this is the kind of television schedule she’s looking for…
Boris’s Two Ronnies interview
On Radio 4’s PM, Eddie Mair told Boris Johnson that his interview was not a Two Ronnies sketch in which he was allowed to give an answer to the previous question. But what if it…