25th September 2017



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Theresa May fails to negotiate Meal Deal in Sainsbury’s
Scaramucci happy to leave White House to finally do the Fandango
British Gas says its customers rub their hands with glee at the value they get, but most are just trying to get warm
Donald Trump says he will now focus on other important issues, like banning transatlantic flights, transistor radios and Google translate
American tourists try to eat chlorine-covered Adam Peaty as he emerges from swimming pool
The Telegraph apologises for prematurely publishing obituary of Britain
British Airways investigators solve IT failure by turning off Airplane Mode
Michael Gove pledges to fight air pollution, saying that by 2040 he will no longer speak