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26th July 2017



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Homerton students take record-breaking three days to realise rowing is pointless
Theresa May fails to negotiate Meal Deal in Sainsbury’s
Geographers finally persuade Theresa May that there’s no such thing as a strong and stable landslide
Julian Assange gives talk to maths students on how to get out more
Computer Science student codes himself a girlfriend
As Labour pledges to boost free childcare for two three and four year olds, critics ask why only a couple of kids will get help
Tim Farron is an anagram of Minor Fart
The government announces the Queen’s speech is delayed, making her the oldest monarch in history to develop a stammer