Following the news that 44.8% of all A-level grades awarded this year were A* or A, the University of Cambridge has unanimously elected to move to its own grading system in order to ‘provide an…Read More
Following Senior Deputy-Pro-Vice-Co-Assistant-Chancellor (Education & Spiritual Astrology) Graham Virgo’s email regarding complaint procedures, we are excited to bring you a very important message from our partners at PLog Lawyers:
As the SU prematurely congratulates students on finishing their exams, many start to wonder how far their emails can see into the future:
LEAKED: the familiar-looking first question on Monday’s Economics paper, exclusive to The Porter’s Log
Dear Petreans, It is that time of year when a passer-by might catch the waft of wild herbs from the balconies of St. Peter’s Terrace, and when the daffodils in the Deer Park (bereft of…
The Porter’s Log staff and writers would like to issue an apology in relation to the recent article concerning the Cambridge Union.
Following a plea from the Robinson College JCR, the Faculty of Mathematics would also like to assure that they too are dealing with issues regarding the volume of sex:
Correction: the original headline of this article was ‘Marcus Atherton is a nasty piece of work’, which has since been retracted.
Following scandal at the Union and reports of a CULS Garden Party black market, one student is convinced that it must all be linked somehow:
Correction: We have taken the independent decision to retract all reference to Stephen Toope and his frequent phone calls and dinner parties. Clare College, a normally friendly and welcoming college suffering only occasional bouts of…
Following the announcement of his divorce from Melinda, his wife of 27 years, Bill Gates wastes no time getting back on the market by signing up for a RAG Blind Date:
After a year of Zoom social after Zoom social, Cambridge’s distinctive drinking society population was on the brink of extinction. Sodomy is harder from home, and shouting “up the boys!” at a parental figure doesn’t…
The soundtrack to help you relive the wonderful memories of getting sloshed in a park year after year: now heavily discounted at Mainsbury’s
After the revelation that Boris Johnson’s personal phone number has been publicly available online for the past 15 years, a source at Number 10 has leaked his inbox to The Porter’s Log:
Following its victory over the nation’s joint-favourite German discount supermarket chain, Marks and Spencer’s crack legal division have been scrambling to lay waste to more beloved retailers after their destruction of Aldi.