Lent 2020

Downing Street has tonight been forced to deny that the £350m promised to the NHS after Brexit by the Leave campaign has actually been redirected to a redecoration of Boris Johnson’s bedroom.

A Part IIA student representative is said to be ‘ecstatic’ after driving a hard bargain in negotiations and successfully changing her faculty’s stance on student demands for exam mitigation measures from “fuck off” to “please…

The epidemic of open letters has spread further, with the cow population of Cambridge coordinating to lobby the city council to reverse their decision on the cows’ location. 

The Porter’s Log has obtained an exclusive copy of Graham Virgo’s latest missive, which clarifies the university’s ‘safety net’ package of mitigation measures.

The Porter’s Log has obtained an exclusive copy of the university’s plans for ‘halfway hall from home’.

Trinity College has today announced that its recent decision to halve bursary support for students not in residence at the college was necessary to raise funds for a heavily discounted purchase of Bicester Village.

The Porter’s Log can exclusively reveal that Cambridge suffers from a scandalously under-appreciated diversity problem.

With JCRs clamouring for more pastoral support from colleges and many students requesting to return to Cambridge on a welfare basis, the Porter’s Log can reveal the wide-ranging measures set to be implemented across the…

With the EU’s ongoing row with British-Swedish pharmaceutical firm Astrazeneca threatening to jeopardise imports of Pfizer vaccine doses into the UK, the government has today sought to downplay concerns by insisting that it already has…

The Girton Spring Ball Committee have announced that the theme of this year’s ball is ‘Hindsight’.

CN: Terrible writing and a weak premise that goes on for much longer than should.

The Porter’s Log has obtained an exclusive copy of Graham Virgo’s latest virtual missive in advance of its distribution.