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Cambridge University has intervened in the debate over renaming the Seeley Historical Library by claiming that the current name is nowhere near offensive enough.
The loveable motley crew who run The Porter’s Log have ended their strike after CUSU experienced solidarity shortages.
The loveable motley crew who run The Porter’s Log have voted to strike after Facebook data revealed that no-one reads our shit. ‘It seems that self-satisfied jokes about the Footlights no longer amuse the average Cambridge…
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A lack of sufficient teaching space has forced the Land Economy faculty to continue online lectures into Lent term, leaving many wondering whether the department has taken the term ‘land economy’ far too literally.
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Last week, after Jesus College agreed to return the bronze Okukor bronze cockerel to the Royal Court of Benin (located in Nigeria, not Benin), a service of Thanksgiving was held in the College Chapel. After…
Dear all, Footie’s gannin yem to the Toon! Wey aye man, am Prince Mohammed bin Salman (Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, Chairman of the Council of Political and Security Affairs, mortal gadgie) and am clamming…
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A fresher at the University of Cambridge has begun legal proceedings against his college after he was left with no choice but to attend a ‘harrowing’ 9am matriculation ceremony the morning after a robust drinking…
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Stephen Toope, Vice-Chancellor of the University of Cambridge, has announced that he will be stepping down from his position following a long, targeted campaign for accountability from The Porter’s Log. The so-called ‘PLog’ has long…
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Parents accustomed to hauling carrier bags full of useless shite up and down the country for their children will now have the chance to profit from their experience, after the government passed new legislation qualifying…
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In an impassioned speech today, Gareth Williams told university vice-chancellors that their obsession with so-called ‘cancel culture’ undermined their efforts to improve education quality.