Articles by The Head Porter
Headline: Brexit-vision
Shhhhh… Sexponentials
Following a plea from the Robinson College JCR, the Faculty of Mathematics would also like to assure that they too are dealing with issues regarding the volume of sex:
Headline: Exam Dread
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Marcus Atherton sues The Porter’s Log for Libel
Correction: the original headline of this article was ‘Marcus Atherton is a nasty piece of work’, which has since been retracted.
Headline: Slap in the face
The CULS Garden Party Conspiracy
Following scandal at the Union and reports of a CULS Garden Party black market, one student is convinced that it must all be linked somehow:
Headline: Jersey Royal (Navy)
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Clare College Rent Strikers negotiate 100% off next year’s rent
Correction: We have taken the independent decision to retract all reference to Stephen Toope and his frequent phone calls and dinner parties. Clare College, a normally friendly and welcoming college suffering only occasional bouts of…
Gates’ RAG Blind Date
Following the announcement of his divorce from Melinda, his wife of 27 years, Bill Gates wastes no time getting back on the market by signing up for a RAG Blind Date: