Headline: Hand Out to Help Out
Lent 2021
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The Porter’s Log guide to celebrating a virtual diss hand-in
With dissertation submissions moving to Moodle this year, the traditional Instagram flex of ‘student beside ugly brutalist faculty with 10,000 words of bullshit’ is no longer possible. So how can finalists celebrate completing two weeks…
Headline: League of Extraordinary Arseholes
The Alarming Prevalence of Bullshit in Recent Events
As the BBC receives a record number of complaints over its coverage of Prince Philip’s death, one student analyses the worrying concentration of bovine faeces recently
Headline: Dog Lobbying
Headline: Rubbish
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Cindies back from the dead in ‘Easter miracle’
After the revelation of the second coming of Fez as MASH, there has been much celebration in the city of Cambridge today – yet more jubilation is required. Cindies, saviour of nights out and bringer…
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‘Boatcoin’ cryptocurrency launched to help fund 2021 Boat Race
Gemini, a cryptocurrency platform that is the ‘principal partner’ of this year’s Boat Race, has today announced the release of ‘Boatcoin’, a currency directly tied to the intensity at which rowers boast about their latest…
Headline: Suez Regatta
LEAKED: Corrections from the Vice-Chancellor’s previous email
LEAKED: The Porter’s Log has obtained an exclusive early copy of Vice-Chancellor Toope’s latest email, in which he issues a number of pressing corrections to mistakes that had previously gone unnoticed:
‘Is Nicola Sturgeon really a sturgeon?’ and 15 other questions The Tab thinks you’ve been DYING to know the answer to
Is Graham Virgo really a Virgo? Which world leader eats the most cheese? Why did my dad run away if he really loved me like he said he did that one time when he’d had…
Louis TherCUSU’s Work-Free Weekend
A Series of Problematic Events
