22nd September 2023

Trump declares national emergency to fund giant Trinity Porter along border


After attempts to fund security measures on the US’s southern border were blocked, President Trump has declared a national emergency to fund the construction of a giant Trinity Porter.

Passing his Border Security Bill and building a border wall was a key pledge in Mr Trump’s campaign. However, following a trip to Cambridge last year the President was swayed by the Trinity Porter’s rigorous attention to security.

“These Porters have to deal with millions of foreign tourists and students with 2:2s trying to break into their great college,” the President explained. “They do a remarkable job of keeping out illegals and it’s something I’d love to see on our border.”

More to follow.