After attempts to fund security measures on the US’s southern border were blocked, President Trump has declared a national emergency to fund the construction of a giant Trinity Porter.
Passing his Border Security Bill and building a border wall was a key pledge in Mr Trump’s campaign. However, following a trip to Cambridge last year the President was swayed by the Trinity Porter’s rigorous attention to security.
“These Porters have to deal with millions of foreign tourists and students with 2:2s trying to break into their great college,” the President explained. “They do a remarkable job of keeping out illegals and it’s something I’d love to see on our border.”
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