Weather Summary: Summery
26th July 2017
Tim Farron is an anagram of Minor Fart
Julian Assange gives talk to maths students on how to get out more
Theresa May fails to negotiate Meal Deal in Sainsbury’s
As Labour pledges to boost free childcare for two three and four year olds, critics ask why only a couple of kids will get help
Computer Science student codes himself a girlfriend
Geographers finally persuade Theresa May that there’s no such thing as a strong and stable landslide
The government announces the Queen’s speech is delayed, making her the oldest monarch in history to develop a stammer
Homerton students take record-breaking three days to realise rowing is pointless
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