18th October 2017
As Caius May Ball is postponed, the committee announces that Stephen Hawking will transport guests forward in time to the 2019 ball
Theresa May fails to negotiate Meal Deal in Sainsbury’s
Vince Cable’s ambition to be PM “a side-effect of Lib Dem drugs policy”
Michel Barnier tells UK that ‘sufficient progress’ must be made before talks irreparably break down
Massive bell falls silent for four years, as Nigel Farage leaves Twitter
As concerns are raised about stunning animals, one farmer asks himself: “Why do I find my sheep so attractive?”
Hugh Hefner’s son says he has a hard act to follow
Jacob Rees-Mogg says UK withdrawal method ‘highly effective’, as using condoms is a sin

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