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1st December 2022

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Shhhhh… Sexponentials

Following a plea from the Robinson College JCR, the Faculty of Mathematics would also like to assure that they too are dealing with issues regarding the volume of sex:



Gates’ RAG Blind Date

Following the announcement of his divorce from Melinda, his wife of 27 years, Bill Gates wastes no time getting back on the market by signing up for a RAG Blind Date:




The PM’s DMs

After the revelation that Boris Johnson’s personal phone number has been publicly available online for the past 15 years, a source at Number 10 has leaked his inbox to The Porter’s Log: