Articles by The Head Porter
LEAKED: Corrections from the Vice-Chancellor’s previous email
LEAKED: The Porter’s Log has obtained an exclusive early copy of Vice-Chancellor Toope’s latest email, in which he issues a number of pressing corrections to mistakes that had previously gone unnoticed:
‘Is Nicola Sturgeon really a sturgeon?’ and 15 other questions The Tab thinks you’ve been DYING to know the answer to
Is Graham Virgo really a Virgo? Which world leader eats the most cheese? Why did my dad run away if he really loved me like he said he did that one time when he’d had…
