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Loss of Darwin’s notebooks is “natural selection,” says Christian Union heist member
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that the Christian Union is behind the disappearance of Darwin’s seminal notebooks.
Headline: Durham raves
Students already enjoying ‘imaginary year abroad’ now entitled to ‘imaginary freedom of movement’
Cambridge modern languages students currently on an imaginary year abroad will now receive the additional privilege of ‘imaginary freedom of movement’ in the EU after 1st January, the UK government has today announced.
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Cambridge SU calls to ‘Defund the Porter Force’ after Toope allocates £16bn to defence
The Cambridge SU has announced it is launching a campaign to ‘Defund the Porters’, after the university administration announced a windfall for the college-based Porter Force.