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Local Elections
Headline: Bumps?
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Drinking socs are back and their initiations are wilder than ever
After a year of Zoom social after Zoom social, Cambridge’s distinctive drinking society population was on the brink of extinction. Sodomy is harder from home, and shouting “up the boys!” at a parental figure doesn’t…
NOW That’s What I Call C-Sunday
The soundtrack to help you relive the wonderful memories of getting sloshed in a park year after year: now heavily discounted at Mainsbury’s
Headline: June Week
The PM’s DMs
After the revelation that Boris Johnson’s personal phone number has been publicly available online for the past 15 years, a source at Number 10 has leaked his inbox to The Porter’s Log:
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M&S wages ‘all out legal war’ after decisive victory over Aldi’s Cuthbert the Caterpillar
Following its victory over the nation’s joint-favourite German discount supermarket chain, Marks and Spencer’s crack legal division have been scrambling to lay waste to more beloved retailers after their destruction of Aldi.
