Dear all, Footie’s gannin yem to the Toon! Wey aye man, am Prince Mohammed bin Salman (Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, Chairman of the Council of Political and Security Affairs, mortal gadgie) and am clamming…
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Boris Johnson has today announced that the latest step in the government’s plan to combat the ongoing coronavirus epidemic is, in fact, the recent spell of dreadful weather.
Regional carrier Flybe has been saved from liquidation after it confirmed it had accepted a last-minute rescue bid placed by Flylo owner Omar Baba.
Following his first party conference as leader of the party, Sir Vince Cable has admitted his statements may have been a product of conducting research into his own party’s drug policy.
We have helpfully collected all the times the EU’s chief negotiator has reminded the Brexit Secretary that time is running out before Brexit.
At a time when newspapers are full of doom and gloom, the country finally has something to celebrate. “I was already worried about bringing my unborn child into Brexit Britain”, said Nancy Preg. “But now…
The series boasts two cleverly intertwining plots. The first features a happy group of villagers from the exotic land of Middle Easteros. The second tells the story of our heroes: an army of brave and…
The Transport Secretary said: “This is going to be an absolutely smashing line which will zoom directly through the busiest and most deserving urban centres of the north. People will be running out of their…
Andrea Leadsom called on broadcasters to be ‘a bit patriotic’, maybe this is the kind of television schedule she’s looking for…
On Radio 4’s PM, Eddie Mair told Boris Johnson that his interview was not a Two Ronnies sketch in which he was allowed to give an answer to the previous question. But what if it…