Tutors have responded to increasing pressure to show compassion within the intermission process by sending students home using a twenty tonne medieval trebuchet.
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Just days after CUSU came under fire for its NUS award application, The Porter’s Log has gained access to a letter sent from the union to the Nobel Committee in Norway. It reads:
It’s that wonderful time of year again. That time when we find out once and for all who has the sexiest opposable flesh rods in Cambridge. Send in your most salacious thumb pictures to firstname.lastname@example.org or…
In her first press conference as not-the-president-elect, Hillary Clinton publicly condemned the Cambridge liberal intelligentsia for failing to win her the US Presidential election.
Sidney Sussex officials have announced their decision to rename the college a week after Andrew Smyth, who graduated from the college in 2013, made it to the final of the hit BBC show ‘The Great…
Recruiters from Hell, the market leader in eternal damnation, have arrived in Cambridge to sign up ambitious students for their corporate summer internships and graduate schemes.