Michaelmasochism
18th October 2017

Articles by The Porter

A careerist’s guide to Cambridge

Another year, another round of lies told to the wide eyed new students in Cambridge. ‘Relax’ they say. ‘Enjoy fresher’s week’ they tell Cantabs too young to know any better. ‘Just focus on making friends,’ they…





Joy as life expectancy stops rising

At a time when newspapers are full of doom and gloom, the country finally has something to celebrate. “I was already worried about bringing my unborn child into Brexit Britain”, said Nancy Preg. “But now…