Articles by The Porter
Headline: May Ball Worker Rejection
CamCard spending spree precipitates new financial crisis
A huge increase in CamCard use has crashed the local economy, according to the Faculty of Economics.
Zero Carbon activists grapple with concept of enjoying themselves in February heatwave
As Cambridge basks in a February heatwave, climate change activists have found themselves grappling with the concept of enjoying the weather despite it providing a worrying sign of the state of our planet.
Headline: ADC Oscars Snub
Cambridge University “actually a giant MoD psychological experiment”, sources say
The University of Cambridge is actually a front for a vast Ministry of Defence psychological research centre to test reactions to stress and overwork, it has been claimed.
Tutor hits student in desperate attempt to find something to talk about in termly meeting
Pembroke College has suspended one of its tutors, Dr. Stephen Parsley, after it was revealed that he hit a student in a desperate attempt to find something to talk about at their end-of-term meeting.
Cindies photographer early contender for Wildlife Photographer of the Year award
A Cambridge nightclub photographer is one of the early contenders to win the Natural History Museum’s Wildlife Photographer of the Year, it has been suggested.
College JCR ends sexual health supplies programme in bid to eliminate single-use plastics
The St Catharine’s College JCR has announced it will stop providing sexual health supplies to its members in a drive to cut down on single-use plastics.