Articles by The Porter
Headline: 21 Savage’s Halfway Hall
RAG Blind Dates exposed as mathmo mating experiment
Students have reacted with shock after leaked documents revealed that RAG Blind Dates is actually a front for a PhD experiment studying the mating habits of mathmos.
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King’s College JCR overthrown in February revolution
Proletarian revolution has gripped King’s College after the results of an internal referendum revealed the majority of students wanted the Soviet flag removed from the college bar.
Trump declares national emergency to fund giant Trinity Porter along border
After attempts to fund security measures on the US’s southern border were blocked, President Trump has declared a national emergency to fund the construction of a giant Trinity Porter.
RAG Blind Date 2019 – as it happened
As Valentine’s day approaches and hordes of sexually repressed Cantabs embrace the seasonal struggle to find a partner; in the name of charity, alcohol and sin, Marcus Atherton brings you straight to the action.
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‘Dr Bateman Made me Do it!’ Says Corpus Student Caught in Middle of ‘Naked Debate’
A Corpus Christi student has claimed that he was simply trying to curry favour with his supervisor, Dr Victoria Bateman, after being caught naked in another student’s room by a College Porter.
Headline: Liam Neeson Appointment
