Michaelmas 2021
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Fresher sues college for human rights violation after 9am matriculation ceremony following Sunday Life
A fresher at the University of Cambridge has begun legal proceedings against his college after he was left with no choice but to attend a ‘harrowing’ 9am matriculation ceremony the morning after a robust drinking…
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Toope resigns under weight of sustained lampooning by the Porter’s Log
Stephen Toope, Vice-Chancellor of the University of Cambridge, has announced that he will be stepping down from his position following a long, targeted campaign for accountability from The Porter’s Log. The so-called ‘PLog’ has long…
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Students’ parents called in to drive HGVs due to extensive haulage experience
Parents accustomed to hauling carrier bags full of useless shite up and down the country for their children will now have the chance to profit from their experience, after the government passed new legislation qualifying…
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Education Secretary condemns ‘cancel culture’ as ‘cultural appropriation’ of the Tory Party
In an impassioned speech today, Gareth Williams told university vice-chancellors that their obsession with so-called ‘cancel culture’ undermined their efforts to improve education quality.