Porter’s Log ends strike after running out of solidarity
The loveable motley crew who run The Porter’s Log have ended their strike after CUSU experienced solidarity shortages.
Michaelmas 2021
The Porter’s Log votes to strike over cuts to readership
The loveable motley crew who run The Porter’s Log have voted to strike after Facebook data revealed that no-one reads our shit. ‘It seems that self-satisfied jokes about the Footlights no longer amuse the average Cambridge…
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Hitler refuses to stop speaker doing impression of drunk Cambridge Union President
Critics have slammed Adolf Hitler for refusing to intervene while a speaker did an impression of the Cambridge Union’s drunken President.
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Land Economy faculty becomes too economical with its land
A lack of sufficient teaching space has forced the Land Economy faculty to continue online lectures into Lent term, leaving many wondering whether the department has taken the term ‘land economy’ far too literally.
The PLog Halloween Special October 2021
To view our SPOOKY Halloween Special Zine filled with ‘hilarious’ Footlights ghost stories, terrible costume ideas, and frightening grammatical inaccuracies, click here. Alternatively, do something useful with your time. Whatever. We don’t care.
Headline: Facebook becomes Meta
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Jesus College holds service of Thanksgiving upon return of Benin Bronze
Last week, after Jesus College agreed to return the bronze Okukor bronze cockerel to the Royal Court of Benin (located in Nigeria, not Benin), a service of Thanksgiving was held in the College Chapel. After…
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Varsity Ski Trip Sells Out Faster than Economics students
Students from an array of Oxbridge colleges were left disappointed this morning after tickets for the annual Varsity Ski Trip sold out faster than a supposedly “ethically-minded” Economics student applying for a management position at…
Stephen Toope: Letter to My Fresher Self
Inspired by Varsity’s recent forays into the art of journalistic auto-fellatio, outgoing Vice-Chancellor Stephen Toope, who is Canadian, reflects upon love, life, and queueing for Pret in a letter to his fresher self.
A letter from the new owner of Newcastle United FC
Dear all, Footie’s gannin yem to the Toon! Wey aye man, am Prince Mohammed bin Salman (Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, Chairman of the Council of Political and Security Affairs, mortal gadgie) and am clamming…