Prince Charles’s Cambridge piss-up – as it happened
We kept up with The Prince of Wales yesterday during his visit to mark the 600th anniversary of the University Library and the bicentenary of the Fitzwilliam museum.
Read MoreMichaelmas 2016
Giant trebuchet installed to catapult intermitting students out of university
Tutors have responded to increasing pressure to show compassion within the intermission process by sending students home using a twenty tonne medieval trebuchet.
CUSU Nobel Prize application leaked
Just days after CUSU came under fire for its NUS award application, The Porter’s Log has gained access to a letter sent from the union to the Nobel Committee in Norway.
Best Thumbs 2016 is here!
It’s that wonderful time of year again. That time when we find out once and for all who has the sexiest opposable flesh rods in Cambridge.
Clinton blames Cambridge University liberals for Trump victory
In her first press conference as not-the-president-elect, Hillary Clinton publicly condemned the Cambridge liberal intelligentsia for failing to win her the US Presidential election.
“I found myself on Lost” – Horatio Dunlop’s enlightening journey to Birmingham
It was a cold November morning as my train rolled in to Birmingham New Street station as part of my charity challenge for RAG.
Sidney Sussex to be renamed ‘St. Andrew of The Great British Bake Off college’
Sidney Sussex officials have announced their decision to rename the college after Andrew Smyth, who graduated in 2013, made it to the final of the hit BBC show ‘The Great British Bake Off’.
Hell comes to Cambridge for recruitment drive
Recruiters from Hell, the market leader in eternal damnation, have arrived in Cambridge to sign up ambitious students for their corporate summer internships and graduate schemes.
Students plunged into despair as iDiscover replaces LibrarySearch
The university’s decision to switch library search engines has caused unprecedented levels of panic and grief amongst students at Cambridge, with tensions rising since iDiscover’s implementation at the start of term.
Cambridge Vice-Chancellor caught in bed with photos of Oxford colleges
A scandal has erupted this week as Cambridge Vice-Chancellor Leszek Borysiewicz was found in bed with photographs of Oxford colleges.
University tells Homerton students to Deliveroo themselves to lectures
Following the controversial decision to reroute the uni4 bus away from Homerton, Cambridge University officials have announced an exclusive partnership with Deliveroo.